my dad played a round of golf today after work. and when he got home this is what he found in our front yard.he came in to the house screaming for me and my mom to come outside and see what he found! then he grabbed a stick and just picked it up as if it was his lost pet he finally found.
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Gross.
Moving to California is out of the question.
Except I mowed over a small dead snake on my front lawn before, because I was too scared to pick it up. And I used sticks to put a dead squirrel into a plastic bag (ahem, plastic not paper) to throw it out...
Barf.
Seriously, barf...
P.S. - I only wear dead animals. But then I mean Berrien is scattered with road kill... I mean I drive past all of it while going to work everyday...
Barf.
Tawny, I went to Caffe Tosi with Ammi yesterday! It was good times. I want to create a middle name: Matthew Ammiel Park. That way my initials are MAP, because I can direct your path! How does that sound? It's genius. Let's go. I want to register it. Maybe I can do that when I get married! In California! And I can hyphenate my last name, too! Exciting. Matthew Ammiel Park-LaLohan! Hi Mello! I guess Cali is back on the map. MAP! That's me! Josh is here. Anna baked cookies. Anna made me kimchi fried rice. It was good. She's good. She's a closeted cooker. I'm an open eater. I eat, eat, eat. Eat all day, play, hurray. I'm going to go to church. Amazing, I know. And I'm actually ready in time. Amazing, I know, I know. Get a Facebook. That baby picture below is blurry. Hello, you're a photographer extraordinaire. Do something about it TawnYe, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know? Sing it, celeBritney!
P.S. - Your pictures are too desaturated. Actually, it's fine but maybe they should be sharper and have a little more contrast or something. Come on, learn from Ben! Do that 300 movie effect. It's good coloring. Oh yeah, I went down to the basement of University Relations to check out the photo area you and Danny B. cleaned up. He told me about it. I went there. By myself. I'm a big boy. I'm a working man. A man! It was interesting. I like studios, I've decided. If I can take a free class in the fall, I'm tempted to take a photo class with Sharon. I like her. She should cut her hair shorter...like yours...
Did you see the shoes the Lakers were wearing? I loved it. Ammiel watched it, but when I asked if she discussed it with you, she replied: it's too soon. She's funny, that one. Ammiel's style's getting better. I need it to rub off on me. She wears this hat. It's so good. We should start doing like early 90s throw backs with like flared torn up jeans and little Prada bags and giant hoop earrings and tight shirts and crazy highlighted hair and stuff. I mean you. And her. I can see her doing that...no, I totally couldn't...
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